Throwback to 1995; April 10 2021

My brother was cleaning out the storage in his basement when he found A Relic. It’s the first story I ever wrote down – I must have been around five or six years old?

I’m going to transcribe it for y’all, complete with misspelling. I hope you enjoy this masterpiece.

Part 1, The Missing Princess

Once there was a castle. One day a horrible dragon came to the castle and lit stole the princess. Then they HaD to send the bravest night there was there. witches and ghouls castle’s then he finealey reached the dragon’s cave and when He fond the dragon he put His sword up and faintend.

The End Of Part 1

Part 2, The Missing Princess

The dragon was curius so he walked up and stabed himself by a mistake and then he died. and then the night suddently started to move! he was alive! the brave and smart night got up he said. Thats that I got rid of that dragon now whare is the princess? he stood there for a minute. In the dungoin he said to himself Am a big brave dog.

The End Of Part 2

Part 3, The Missing Princess

He went up the stairs of the cave he saw doors. Oh no! witch one should I take said the night. he said enie minie mineie moe! he pointed his finger to a door. He went up to it. Out came squiling, bats! he said I hate bats they flew past him. That can’t be it said the night. He looked in every door he Opened the last door Where is my girl? here she is.

The End Of Part 3

Sadly, I don’t recall if there was supposed to be a part 4 to this epic saga.